Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

h0ly-tits:

randomfandomreblog:

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

MY MOM SPILLED HER DRINK ALL OVER HERSELF BECAUSE I PLAYED THIS WITHOUT HEADPHONES HOLY SHIT

Posted 2 days ago

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

Posted 2 days ago

irreducibilitas:

Grimm and Other Folk Tales

by Cory Godbey

Posted 2 days ago

thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

Posted 2 days ago

lampad1994:

lampad1994:

baaphomett:

look at this fairy trying to somersault

backwards somersaults are hard

goddd this still makes me laugh please watch this video of me i’m laughing so much wtf i’m so bad at somersaults

(Source: lamb777)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

Posted 2 days ago

some of mcu cast - als ice bucket challenge

↳ iron man, star-lord, loki

↳ kingpin, thor, drax

↳ gamora, I AM GROOT, lady sif

(Source: daninimofcb)

Posted 2 days ago

darvinasafo:

What up Cuhz?!

What up Blood?!

We all Black.

I love us.

Posted 2 days ago

untamedcomets:

incorrectpolitically:

Cat doesn’t know how to cat

I fuckING CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS

(Source: meanwhile-in-canada)

Posted 3 days ago

macklesufficient:

lily’s mother talking to her in the hospital the day after harry’s born like “have you been getting enough rest”
“I tried but it’s hard with all the crying”
“that’s normal for newborns”
“no harry slept like a rock I meant james”

Posted 3 days ago

hicctoothastrid:

mizulily:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

Malala is an inspiration for every girl in every developing country, and as someone who’s from a country like that I can’t express just how brave and strong she really is.


My heroine!

Posted 3 days ago

Look, it’s twenty feet up in the air, and it’s in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It’s impossible to get up there without being seen.

(Source: hawkerly)

Posted 3 days ago